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That’s what adding $BONUS_INVESTMENT_AMOUNT a week on top of your bonus investment could grow into over 30 years at a hypothetical 8% annual return.
Illustration of the power of compounding based on initial deposit, contribution schedule, time horizon, and annual rate of return specified. Changes to those variables will affect the outcome. Does not include Acorns’ monthly subscription fees (min $4/mo), which would reduce returns over time, or other deposits or withdrawals. Results do not predict or represent the performance of any Acorns portfolio and do not take into consideration economic or market factors which can impact performance. Investment results will vary. No guarantee investment return will achieve 8% or any annual returns.
Investinall has not undergone clinical trials, because Investinall is not an actual drug.
It's the Acorns app, here to stop you from setting your money on fire.
It's the Acorns app, here to stop you from setting your money on fire.
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The historical likelihood of positive returns when you invest
5 Years
85%
10 Years
93%
15 Years
99%
26 Years
100%
We ran the numbers on every single S&P 500 trading day since 1950 and checked what returns looked like exactly 1, 5, 10, 15, 20, 26, and 40 years later. We can't predict the future, but history has receipts.
Investinall works best
with a treatment plan
Invest consistently — even in small amounts — for best results.
Slow acting for good reason
Historically, investments have been more likely to produce positive returns the longer they've stayed invested. In fact, 5 years in the S&P 500 historically showed an 85% likelihood of positive returns. At 26 years? 100%.
Spread the dose
One bet rides on one result — one team, one game, one night. With Acorns, your money is invested in diversified ETFs that include many companies and bonds, so one bad result doesn’t cost you the whole thing.
Active ingredients: time & patience
Left alone, invested money doesn't just sit there — it has a chance to compound. If your money grows, that growth has a chance to grow too — like a snowball rolling down a hill. Starts small, builds momentum, grows bigger.
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DISCLAIMER: Acorns Investinall is not a drug, has never been a drug, and remains, at the time of this disclaimer, still not a drug. It is the Acorns app, Here to help you INVEST FOR THE LONG TERM. Investinall has not been FDA approved because there is nothing here for the FDA to approve. It has not undergone clinical trials, animal trials, fish trials, or trials of any kind, because it is not a real medicine and there is nothing to trial. It cannot be taken orally, topically, or in any way that involves your body coming into contact with it because there is nothing to come in contact with. Consult a doctor if you experience actual medical symptoms because Investinall will not be able to address them in any way. Our legal team made it very clear that we need to include the following in writing: Investing carries risk and you can lose money — BUT SO DOES GAMBLING. if you’ve been paying attention, you’ll know there’s a difference between betting and investing: The odds. Historically, investments have been more likely to produce positive returns the longer they've stayed invested. Now, we’re getting into why long-term investing is a smart money move. But to be honest, this disclaimer isn’t the best place to learn about that. Feel free to scroll back up to learn more.
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